Padiachy

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A guy who makes women drool like he’s got a cock on his face and a pizza in his hand.
My cousin is a padiachy. He walks in, and all the girls forget their homework.
He texted me a photo of his face, and my sister said he was the most attractive man she’d ever seen.
At the bar, he asked the bartender for a drink, and the bartender fell for him.
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A man so hot, women think he’s part of the furniture and want to move in.
She said he was a padiachy, and now my mom is trying to set me up with him.
He walked into the store, and the cashier dropped her phone.
He’s got a dog, a car, and a smile that makes women cry.
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A guy who looks so good, women think he’s a god and want to marry him.
He’s a padiachy, and now my sister is trying to convince him to move in with us.
He asked for directions, and the lady gave him her number.
He showed up to the party, and the whole room stopped talking.
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A man so attractive, women think he’s a rock star and want to date him.
He’s a padiachy, and now my mom is trying to date him.
He texted me a photo, and my brother said he was the hottest guy he’d ever seen.
He walked into the restaurant, and the waitress forgot to take the order.
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A guy who looks so good, women think he’s a superhero and want to save him.
He’s a padiachy, and my sister is trying to save him from his own life.
He said hi to the barista, and she asked him out.
He came to my house, and my dog fell in love with him.
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A man so hot, women think he’s a movie star and want to be in his next film.
He’s a padiachy, and now my sister is trying to audition for his next movie.
He walked into the store, and the manager asked him to be the face of the brand.
He showed up to the party, and the DJ started playing his song.
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