padhma

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a padhma is someone who can party like a freak, chug vodka like it’s water, stick a piercing in their tongue, dye their hair like a clown, sleep with the whole club, and still pass tests like it’s nothing.
Just saw padhma at the club. Drank 5 shots, then pulled a guy’s hair out. Still got an A on his math test.
Padhma showed up to class with blue hair and a tongue ring. Teacher gave him extra credit.
Padhma texted me: 'I did 3 shots, 2 hookups, and got a 100 on my test. You?'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a padhma is a human who can drink, dance, and destroy everything in their path, and still manage to look cool in the morning.
Padhma came to my house at 3 a. m. with a hangover, but still beat me at chess.
Padhma texted me: 'I partied all night. Now I’m in my pajamas. Still got a 98 on my test.'
At the party, padhma drank 4 shots, then did a backflip. No one else even stood up.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a padhma is someone who turns every party into a war, every test into a joke, and every day into a legend.
Padhma showed up to school with a purple mohawk and a tattoo. Got a 100 on the test.
My friend said, 'Padhma partied all night and still aced the test. He’s a monster.'
Padhma texted me: 'I had 3 hookups, 4 shots, and a tattoo. Still got a 97 on my test. You?'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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