padgetted

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To mess up something so easy it’s almost insulted. A padgetted is someone who messes everything up without even trying or knowing why.
I tried to make toast and now the kitchen looks like a warzone. Classic padgetted.
He missed a 5-minute meeting. That’s not a mistake, that’s a padgetted.
She spilled coffee on the boss. That’s not a mistake, that’s a padgetted.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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Getting verbally or physically rammed up the butt. Like when someone yells at you so hard your brain comes out your nose.
My mom told me I was the worst kid ever. That’s not a scold, that’s a padgetted.
He called me a donkey in front of my friends. That’s not a comment, that’s a padgetted.
She ran over my dog with her car. That’s not an accident, that’s a padgetted.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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Making a tiny problem sound like the end of the world. Like when someone loses a sock and acts like the universe is ending.
He lost a sock and cried for an hour. That’s not a problem, that’s a padgetted.
She got a paper cut and called 911. That’s not an emergency, that’s a padgetted.
He spilled a little water and called the fire department. That’s not a mess, that’s a padgetted.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A boring app that no one uses except the weird guy in the corner who thinks it’s cool.
I downloaded that app and it just sat there like it was waiting for a reply.
That app is worse than my math class. That’s not a bad app, that’s a padgetted.
The app is so boring my dog fell asleep. That’s not an app, that’s a padgetted.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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When you buy a cool truck and then just sit there like you’re waiting for the universe to tell you what to do next. People with this disease also think green Fords are high fashion.
He bought a truck and now it just sits there like it’s waiting for a reply.
She bought a truck and now it just sits there like it’s waiting for a reply.
He bought a truck and now it just sits there like it’s waiting for a reply.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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