Padget syndrome

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Padget syndrome is when you spend your hard-earned cash on a decent truck and then let it rot like a dead rat in a garbage can. These people think they're cool just because they drive a green Ford or a black Chevy.
Bro just bought a truck and said it's 'custom' because he bought a pack of little trees. I don't even know what that means.
My cousin drives a green Ford like it's the last truck on Earth. He won't even wash it.
My neighbor bought a truck and now he calls it 'his baby.' It's got mud on it and a broken tail light.
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Padget syndrome is when you buy a truck that looks okay and then you let it sit like a piece of trash in your driveway. These people are usually found driving old cars and talking about how 'custom' they are.
My dad bought a truck and said it's 'custom.' He didn’t even put a new tire on it.
My friend bought a truck and now he drives it like it’s a spaceship. It’s got a broken window and a smell like a bathroom.
My uncle bought a truck and now he thinks he’s a mechanic because he put a sticker on it.
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Padget syndrome is when you buy a truck that looks good and then you leave it to rot like a piece of meat in a hot oven. These people think they’re the king of the road just because they drive a green Ford or a black Chevy.
My neighbor bought a truck and now he says it’s 'his pride and joy.' It’s got a broken headlight and a smell like a gym.
My cousin bought a truck and now he calls it 'the beast.' It’s got a broken door and a tire that’s about to fall off.
My friend bought a truck and now he says it's 'custom.' He put a sticker on it and that's it.
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