padenis

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A padenis is like a diaper for your pecker. You wear it when you cut your penis open like a hot dog and it’s spilling everywhere.

My bro tried to do a 20-minute shower and ended up with a padenis on the floor.

She said it was a "gift" when I walked in with a padenis and a bottle of wine.

He wore a padenis to the wedding and no one asked questions.

A padenis is for when your penis starts leaking like a broken faucet. You wear it like a kid wearing a pull-up.

I got a padenis for my birthday. My mom said it was a "practical gift."

He tried to hide his padenis under his shirt. It didn’t work.

She wore a padenis to the beach and no one noticed.

A padenis is a small piece of trash you wear when your penis is crying. It’s for when you can’t hold it anymore.

He said he was going to the store. He came back with a padenis and a bag of chips.

She got a padenis for her anniversary. It was a surprise she didn’t like.

He used a padenis during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything.