Paden Anderson

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A boy who talks like he’s the president of the universe and thinks everyone will laugh at his dumb jokes. He once told every girl in 2nd grade he jacks off with stuffed animals, thinking it would get him a girlfriend.
He DMed me saying he saw me eating a sandwich and told the whole class I was a monster.
He told the teacher I cheated on a test even though I stopped doing it after she asked me to.
He cried in math class when he didn’t know how to do fractions.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been treated unfairly. He always blames others for his problems and cries like a baby when he gets in trouble.
He told the principal I stole his pencil even though I gave it back.
He cried when I told him his stuffed horse was a boy in 7th grade.
He cried when he got a C on his math test because he didn’t know how to add.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A boy who’s so gross people in other grades think he’s a walking disease. He’s so fat he thinks he’s just ‘chubby’ and acts like everyone’s the enemy.
He told me he’s going to eat me because I’m ‘not gross enough.’
He said he’s going to marry a girl who bites people and thinks she’s a wolf.
He told the whole class he pooped in the trash can and didn’t wash his hands.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who can’t take any criticism and yells at people like they owe him money. He’s so loud and annoying no one wants to be around him.
He yelled at me in the hallway because I laughed at his joke.
He told the teacher I kicked him even though I just bumped into him.
He screamed at me in math class when he didn’t know how to do the problem.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A boy who thinks he’s the most important person in the world and everyone else is just a waste of space. He treats people like dirt when they’re nice to him.
He called me a ‘loser’ when I gave him a snack.
He told me I was ugly and I broke up with him.
He told the whole class I was a ‘disgusting human being’ when I said his horse was a boy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s so weird people think he’s from another planet. He’s the kind of person who ends up married to a wolf girl who bites people and thinks she’s a human.
He told me he’s going to marry a wolf girl who bites people.
He told me he’s the only one who knows how to be a human.
He told me he’s going to eat me if I don’t like his jokes.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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