Padelis Padelista

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A bunch of koalas who love Padel so much they’d fight a kangaroo for a rally and still have the energy to mock you for not knowing the difference between a volley and a f***ing laser shot.

'I’d take Padel over breakfast any day. Even if it’s at 3 a. m.'

'I played badminton with a tennis ball. It was a disaster.'

'I’d rather be koalas in a Padel match than a human in a traffic jam.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Koalas who play Padel so hard they’d punch a hole in the wall if they didn’t already have a hole in their pants from sitting too long.

'I played Padel for six hours. My legs are sore and my koala friend is now a couch potato.'

'I’d play Padel with a crocodile if it promised me a free coffee.'

'I just lost a Padel match and now I’m arguing with my koala friend about the rules.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A pack of koalas who think Padel is the only thing that matters in life. They’d rather eat a tennis ball than a sandwich and still call it a meal.

'I ate a tennis ball for breakfast. It tasted like regret.'

'I’d play Padel with a flamingo if it had a racquet.'

'I just played Padel with my koala friend and now he’s crying because he lost.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago