Paddywinkle

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A British way to call a huge butt-whipping that leaves you crying and your pants in shreds.
My cousin got a paddywinkle from his dad for eating the last of the cookies.
She got a paddywinkle so hard she couldn’t sit down for a week.
He got a paddywinkle after telling his teacher he was going to be a vampire for the rest of the year.
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A British term for a spanking so brutal it might as well be a curse from a witch.
My brother got a paddywinkle for throwing a chair out the window.
That kid got a paddywinkle so bad he started talking to the ceiling.
He got a paddywinkle after stealing the teacher’s coffee and putting it in the microwave.
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A British way to say you got the worst spanking ever, and it was totally deserved.
She got a paddywinkle for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.
He got a paddywinkle after sneaking a pizza into the math test.
My friend got a paddywinkle for telling the class the teacher had a monster under her bed.
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