paddywhaker

My uncle got spanked with a paddywhaker so hard, he cried like a girl in a math test.

The paddywhaker was so big, it could hit three kids at once.

My teacher used a paddywhaker on me because I said ‘butter’ instead of ‘butter’.

The paddywhaker was so big, it could beat a donkey and still have energy left.

I got hit with a paddywhaker so hard, my pants fell off.

My brother got a paddywhaker because he refused to eat his veggies.

The paddywhaker was so funny, I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I got spanked with a paddywhaker because I made a joke about the teacher’s hair.

My cousin got a paddywhaker because he said ‘butter’ three times in a row.