paddywagger

My cousin is a paddywagger. He jerks off in the shower every morning like it's his job.

She called me a paddywagger because I posted a video of me doing the deed in the park.

He's such a paddywagger, he even jerks off during meetings.

He's a paddywagger. He touched his junk in the grocery store and got kicked out.

She said I'm a paddywagger because I showed her my private business.

He's such a paddywagger, he even jerks off in the movie theater.

He's a paddywagger. He jerks off more than I do in a week.

She said I'm a paddywagger because I posted my private business online.

He's such a paddywagger, he jerks off in the school cafeteria.