Paddy's Peril

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A fancy drink that tastes like a fat kid’s dessert after a candy bar commercial. It’s got Bailey’s, vodka, coconut milk, and some fruity syrup. It’s so sweet it’ll make your teeth cry.
My cousin drank one and passed out like a drunk toddler.
My mom called it 'liquid happiness' before she got a stomach ache.
I tried it and it felt like my mouth was dipped in candy floss.
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This drink is like a cocktail version of a candy bar. It’s got alcohol, milk, and syrup. It’s so good it’s basically a crime against the human tongue.
My friend drank it and said it tastes like heaven.
I had one and it felt like my brain was melting.
My brother drank it and now he’s talking like a kid.
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A drink so sweet it’ll make your tongue go numb. It’s like a chocolate milk party with alcohol and coconut. It’s the kind of drink that makes adults act like kids.
I drank it and I felt like a kid again.
My friend called it 'the drink of the gods.'
My dad drank it and said it's the best thing since sliced bread.
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