paddy's motorbike

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A loud-ass petrol engine attached to a flat stomper that smashes earth like it's a bunch of weak little buggers. Called Paddy’s Motorbike because some Irish road workers use it so much they’ve turned it into a national embarrassment.
My back is broken from the noise of that Paddy’s Motorbike. I’m half-dead and it’s only 8 AM.
That Paddy’s Motorbike is louder than my ex’s screaming during a divorce.
I heard that Paddy’s Motorbike from three streets away. I knew it was coming before it even arrived.
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A massive angle grinder powered by petrol, used by gypsies who think they’re tough enough to cut through metal and hide their lack of balls. Also used for cutting pubes in a way that makes you wonder why they even bother.
That Paddy’s Motorbike is like a bear with a chainsaw. It’s terrifying.
The Paddy’s Motorbike cut through my neighbor’s pubes like it was nothing. I’m impressed and horrified.
I’ve seen that Paddy’s Motorbike in action. I don’t want to be near it when it’s angry.
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