Paddy's bike

My neighbor’s Paddy’s bike ran me over like I was a damn sidewalk.

That thing came out of nowhere and crushed my mom’s grocery cart like it was a toy.

I saw a cat try to cross the street and the Paddy’s bike turned it into a pancake.

I heard that thing scream and my dog ran into the house like it was on fire.

The Paddy’s bike came around the corner so fast, it looked like it was possessed.

My dad tried to park it and it broke three street lights like they were made of clay.

That Paddy’s bike ran over my sister’s ice cream cone and laughed like it was a joke.

I saw a guy try to walk in front of it, and the bike just rolled over him like he was a bug.

The Paddy’s bike thinks it’s the boss of the street and doesn’t even say hello to the traffic lights.