PaddyOMalice

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a drunk Irish fairy that only shows up on St Patrick's Day in the Philippines and screams about your bad luck

My cousin saw a PaddyOMalice at the bar and it yelled, 'You're gonna get fired!'

I tried to ignore the PaddyOMalice, but it threw a beer in my face.

The PaddyOMalice showed up at my mom's party and said, 'You're gonna lose your phone!'

a magical Irish drunk that only appears in the Philippines on St Patrick's Day and cusses your name

The PaddyOMalice cussed me and my pants caught on fire.

At the party, the PaddyOMalice showed up and said, 'You're gonna fail math!'

I saw a PaddyOMalice on the street and it cussed me and my dog.

a fairy from Ireland that only shows up in the Philippines on St Patrick's Day and makes your life a mess

The PaddyOMalice showed up at my school and made my math test impossible.

I was eating my lunch when the PaddyOMalice came and said, 'You're gonna get a D!'

My friend's PaddyOMalice showed up and made his dog poop on the floor.