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PaddyMcPatterson is a drunk Irishman who thinks he's a legend
I saw PaddyMcPatterson fighting a pigeon and losing
He tried to drink the entire bar under the table
He told the bartender he was the king of Ireland and got kicked out
PaddyMcPatterson
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PaddyMcPatterson is a loud Irishman who talks too much and eats too much
He ordered 10 pints and a side of chips for the whole table
He tried to sing ‘Danny Boy’ and sounded like a goat
He ate a whole pie and then cried about it
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PaddyMcPatterson is a messy Irishman who leaves everything in a pile
He left his socks on the bar and his hat on the floor
He spilled his drink on the bar and then sat in it
He tried to dance and knocked over a table full of drinks