paddylax

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A giant, pale guy who can kick your butt at lacrosse and still have time to laugh at you
My cousin is a paddylax. He beat me at lacrosse and called me a baby.
That guy in the hallway is a paddylax. He made me run laps after lunch.
My teacher said I'm a paddylax. I didn't even know that was a real thing.
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A white guy who plays lacrosse so well it feels like cheating
My brother plays lacrosse like a paddylax. He’s unfair.
That guy in the game was a paddylax. He scored 10 goals and still had energy.
I asked my friend if he was a paddylax. He said, 'What's a paddylax?' I'm still mad.
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A pale, big guy who plays lacrosse and thinks he's the king of the world
My neighbor is a paddylax. He thinks he's the best at lacrosse and he's not even that good.
The paddylax in our team talks too much. He should just play.
I told my friend he was a paddylax. He said I was the real paddylax.
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