paddyg

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A lanky Irish bboy who just broke up with his ex and is now begging girls on Facebook to date him. He’s like a ghost, everyone knows he’s out there, but no one’s ever seen him. He’s got a weird habit of signing everything with a doodle of a dancing potato.
DM: "Hey, I saw you on Myspace. Will you be my girlfriend? Please?" (Sent from a phone with a broken screen)
Status update: "Just broke up with my ex. Now I’m trying to charm 12 girls at once. It’s a war."
Signature on a Bebo message: "Paddyg, the potato king."
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This Irish bboy is like a broke-down old man, he just got dumped and is now trying to hook up with any girl who will have him. He sends them messages on every site known to man and signs them with a silly drawing. No one knows where he is, but he’s definitely out there.
Text: "Hey, I know you from Facebook. Can we go out? I’ll buy you a slushie."
Status: "Just got dumped. Now I’m texting 10 girls. I’ll probably end up with one. Maybe none. Who cares?"
Signature on a Myspace message: "Paddyg, the slushie king."
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A sad Irish bboy who just got dumped and is now messaging every girl on the internet. He’s like a ghost, no one’s ever seen him, but everyone knows he’s there. He signs all his messages with a weird doodle, and he probably thinks he’s cool.
DM: "Hey, I saw you on Bebo. Let’s go out. I’ll text you every day."
Status: "Got dumped again. Now I’m texting 8 girls. I don’t care if they’re ugly."
Signature on a Facebook message: "Paddyg, the doodle king."
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