paddy whacker

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A cop's baton. It's what the Irish got when they messed up, because cops hated them more than they hated the guy who stole their lunch money.
"I got clocked by a paddy whacker so hard I forgot how to breathe.", @IrishBrokeAss
"My uncle got a paddy whacker to the face for stealing a pie from a cop's kid.", @PieThiefLegend
"That paddy whacker was so loud I thought my neighbor had a screaming fit.", @NoisyCopFan
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A cop's murder stick. It was the only thing that could stop an Irishman from getting drunk, stealing your girlfriend, and making your life a living hell.
"That paddy whacker hit me so hard I had to go to the bar to recover.", @DrunkAndBusted
"The cop hit me with a paddy whacker because I told his kid he was ugly.", @CopRant
"I got a paddy whacker because I said the cop's coffee was weak.", @CoffeeBraggingRights
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