Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Bill Clinton getting it on with a secretary. Or just getting it on in general

Bill Clinton was caught red-handed with a secretary. Literally red-handed.

The whole country saw it. No one forgot it.

It was the best scandal since the moon landing.

2

A slap on the butt that feels like a slap on the butt

He gave her a paddy wack like she was a kid who broke the vase.

It wasn’t a full-on slap, but it was enough to make her giggle.

He did it just because he could.

3

Getting it on with a girl, usually in a messy way

He had sex with his neighbor’s daughter in the back of a pickup truck.

She didn’t even brush her teeth before getting it on.

They got caught by the neighbor’s dog.

4

An old Irish song about bones and a dog getting the scraps

It’s like the old man playing bones and the dog getting the leftovers.

The song is about bones and a dog who got the scraps.

It’s basically a story about a bone, a dog, and a really long song.

5

An old Irish woman who buys cheap junk from the dollar store

She has every fake angel in the church bazaar.

Her house looks like a junk store exploded.

She buys all the fake Irish crystal from the Philippines.

6

Killing a cop with a giant mechanical weapon

The cop was shot with a crossbow the size of a truck.

It was like a medieval war in the middle of the city.

They used a trebuchet to kill the cop. That’s how bad it was.

7

A way to show you're super excited or totally shocked

He saw a spider on the ceiling and screamed like he was being chased by a monster.

She dropped her phone and it shattered like it was a warzone.

He saw his ex and paddy wacked like he was on fire.