paddy wacker

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A flimsy little noodle you wish was bigger and harder.

My cousin's paddy wacker is so tiny, it looks like it belongs in a sock drawer.

I tried to impress my crush, but my paddy wacker was just there for the ride.

He called my paddy wacker a 'snack' and then left.

The annoying little friends you hang out with when you have no life and no money.

My paddy wackers are all I have left after my dog left me.

They're the reason I still have a job, even though I hate it.

I passed my time with my paddy wackers, and now I'm stuck with them.