Paddy The Cocker

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A dog with ears like wet socks that laughs at humans who need a dictionary to understand slang, even though the dictionary was probably written by a drunk kid with the same name.
My dog looks at me like I just failed math.
He’s the reason I stopped using big words.
He thinks my vocabulary is a joke.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with ears that hang like a grandma’s purse who thinks your name is a punchline and your dictionary is a waste of paper.
He’s like a middle schooler who thinks your speech is boring.
He stares at me like I just said 'serendipity' wrong.
He laughs when I try to explain things.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with ears like wet spaghetti who thinks your name is a joke and your dictionary is a sign of weakness.
He’s the reason I gave up on fancy words.
He snickers when I say 'onomatopoeia' wrong.
He thinks my vocabulary is a trap.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with ears so floppy they could be used as a napkin who thinks your name is a joke and your dictionary is just a waste of time.
He’s the reason I speak in slang now.
He laughs when I try to explain 'metaphor'.
He thinks my dictionary is a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with ears like wet paper towels who thinks your name is a punchline and your dictionary is just a sign of desperation.
He’s the reason I don’t use big words anymore.
He snickers when I say 'alliteration' wrong.
He thinks my vocabulary is a joke.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with ears like a soggy biscuit who thinks your name is a joke and your dictionary is just a weak attempt at being smart.
He laughs when I try to explain things.
He thinks I’m trying too hard.
He snickers like I just said something stupid.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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