Paddy the baddy

He walked up to me in the hallway and just puked in my face. Classic Paddy.

At the bus stop, he yelled, 'You look like a soggy sock!' and then puked on me.

He came out of nowhere and puked on my shoes. I’m still wearing them.

He threw up on my lunch. I ate it. I’m a hero.

He puked on my shirt during gym class. I wore it to the prom.

He stood behind me in line and puked in my hair. I still haven’t washed it out.

He puked on my face during math. I got a B+ because I was too busy crying.

At lunch, he stood behind me and puked on my pizza. I threw it away.

He walked into the classroom and puked on my forehead. I got sent to the office.

He puked on me during recess. I spent the rest of the day picking it out of my hair.

He stood behind me and puked on my shirt. I wore it to the football game.

He puked in my face during science. I cried the whole experiment.

He puked on me during English. I got a C because I was too busy gagging.

He came up behind me in the hallway and puked on my forehead. I got sent to the principal’s office.

He stood behind me during lunch and puked in my hair. I still haven’t washed it out.

He puked on my face during lunch. I got sent to the nurse.

He stood behind me during math and puked on my desk. I got a D.

He walked up to me in the hallway and puked on my shirt. I wore it to the dance.