paddy spec

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A big or medium car (by European standards) with the cheapest parts and the least fancy stuff. People buy it because they think having a lousy big car is better than having a good smaller one. It's like a Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer who thinks he's rich.
My cousin bought a Paddy Spec car because he thought it looked important. Now he just smells like diesel and regret.
My dad’s car is a Paddy Spec. It’s got more rust than my grandma’s teeth.
The only thing that works on my Paddy Spec is the radio. And even that only plays country music.
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The worst possible version of a car, just so it can be called ‘big’ and ‘fancy’ by people who can’t afford fancy. It’s like buying a Toyota Avensis with the least amount of style and the most amount of shame.
I bought a Paddy Spec because I thought I was cool. Turns out I just look like I’ve been in a car crash and lost the bet.
My neighbor’s Paddy Spec is so old, it thinks it’s a dinosaur.
My Paddy Spec has more dents than my brother’s personality.
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A car that’s barely a car, with the worst features and the most pride. It’s the kind of car you get when you think you’re getting a deal, but you’re just getting a lot of shame.
My Paddy Spec is so bad, my dog won’t ride in it anymore.
My Paddy Spec is like a car that’s been through a war and lost.
My Paddy Spec looks like it was hit by a truck and then insulted.
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