Paddy Murphy

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A big Irish man who loves Liverpool and acts like a lovesick puppy for Astrid Wett online.
Paddy just RT’d Astrid’s tweet about her coffee and wrote, ‘This is the best coffee I’ve ever seen.’
He sent Astrid a DM that said, ‘I would marry you if you had a dog named Brian.’
He posted a picture of himself wearing a Liverpool shirt and a fake beard, captioned, ‘I’m trying to be cool like Astrid.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A huge Irish man who thinks he’s the king of Twitter because he follows Astrid Wett and roots for Liverpool.
He tweeted, ‘Astrid’s hair is better than mine, but I still love her.’
He replied to a Liverpool fan with, ‘You’re not a real fan unless you also love Astrid.’
He sent Astrid a DM that said, ‘I would die for you. I also would die for Liverpool. I have no idea how I feel.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A very large Irish man who thinks he’s cute and believes he’s in love with Astrid Wett while also supporting Liverpool.
He tweeted, ‘I’m not fat, I’m just Irish and I like Liverpool and Astrid.’
He sent Astrid a DM that said, ‘You’re the best. I’m the best. Liverpool’s the best. We should all just be best friends.’
He posted a picture of himself eating a whole pizza and wrote, ‘This is how I support Liverpool and Astrid.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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