Paddy John Mccarick

I saw Paddy in the grocery store and my dog got a hard-on.

My cousin tried to flirt with Paddy and got rejected by a group of men.

Paddy walked by and my uncle started a fight with a hot dog vendor.

My mom saw Paddy and forgot to cook dinner.

Paddy came into the bar and the bouncer started a dance-off.

I texted my friend ‘Paddy is here’ and she left her job.

Paddy walked by and my teacher gave me detention for staring.

My brother tried to hit on Paddy and got laughed at by a priest.

Paddy showed up to my party and my pet goat started seducing my dad.