Paddy Ian Lynch

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A weird kid who farts when he chats up girls. He likes men but will end up with lizards for the rest of his life. He’s obsessed with getting it up the bum.
He let out a loud fart during a crush’s birthday party and said, 'That was just a hello.'
He told his crush, 'I’d rather be with you than my lizards any day.'
He asked his crush, 'Do you want to go up the bum with me?'
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A boy who farts when he talks to girls. He’s into guys but will stay with lizards forever. He loves getting it up the bum.
He farted during a date and said, 'That’s just my way of saying I like you.'
He told his crush, 'I’d rather be with you than my lizards.'
He asked his crush, 'Wanna get it up the bum together?'
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An autistic kid who farts when he talks to girls. He likes men but will die with his lizards. He’s all about getting it up the bum.
He farted in the middle of a conversation and said, 'That’s just my love language.'
He told his crush, 'I’d rather be with you than my lizards.'
He asked his crush, 'Wanna go up the bum with me?'
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