paddy cullen

He showed up at the party with no pants on and a grin that said 'I'm not scared.'

He texted me a selfie of his crotch mid-sneeze and called it 'war tactics.'

He challenged the whole gym to a cock-fight and won with a roundhouse kick.

He walked into the meeting and said, 'I'm here to solve this, and I'm bringing backup.'

He used his cock to block the door during the robbery and said, 'You're not getting in.'

He started a fight with a guy just because he had a better beard.

He told his mom he was saving the world with his cock and got grounded.

He dressed up as a superhero and used his cock as his cape.

He called his cock 'Sir Dingle' and made it sign autographs.