Paddy boland

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Paddy Boland is a man who loves men and gets off on getting it up the bum. He’s all about strap-ons and absolutely despises women.

Paddy just walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here for the boys and the butt.'

He texted his friend, 'I’m not going to the club tonight. Women are too much.'

At the gym, he told the guy next to him, 'You’re my kind of man. We both know what we like.'

Paddy Boland’s idea of heaven is a man and a strapon. He doesn’t care if it’s a woman or not, he just wants the butt action.

He posted on social media, 'Women are for the weekend. Men and strap-ons are for every day.'

In a DM, he said, 'I’d rather get it up the bum than deal with your drama.'

At a party, he yelled, 'Let’s make this a strapon party!'

Paddy Boland is obsessed with men and strapon love. He’d rather be butt-fucked by a guy than have to talk to a woman.

He told his mom, 'I’m not going to the mall. Women are too annoying.'

He sent a tweet: 'Strap-ons and men = my life.'

At the bar, he said, 'I’d take a strapon any day over your stupid talking.'