Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a woman is so into another woman she acts like a total idiot for her. Like she'll do anything just to impress her.

"I'll follow her to the end of the earth, even if it means getting a tattoo of her face.", @lesbian_simp

She cried when her crush didn't text her back. Like, actually cried.

She tried to flirt with her crush's best friend just to get closer to her.

2

The best place ever. It's where all the hot people, smart people, and fun people hang out. You want to be there, no matter what.

"I'd move there if I had to live in a trash can.", @top_paddock_fan

She drove two hours just to hang out there for an hour.

He got a job there just to be near the vibes.

3

A small field for animals, or a woman's private area where a guy's dong gets exercised.

"He spent all day there, and I'm still not sure if it was worth it.", @horse_guy

She said it was like riding a horse, but with more sweat.

He got a cramp and had to leave early.

4

A smelly old car that teenagers use to crash into things. It's broken, it's ugly, and it's perfect.

"I drove it into a tree, and it just laughed at me.", @car_crash_king

She tried to fix it, but it just got worse.

He used it to jump over a ditch, and it flipped over.

5

A small town full of rude people. They're loud, they're obnoxious, and they love to annoy visitors.

"They yelled at me for parking in the wrong spot.", @pikey_visitor

He got in a fight with a local just for looking at him wrong.

She tried to buy a sandwich, and the shopkeeper insulted her.

6

A place where trucks stop to rest. It's like a hotel for tired drivers.

"I slept in a truck for three days. It was like a bed, but with more farts.", @truck_stop_guy

She got a sandwich and a coffee just to keep going.

He met his future wife at a truck stop.

7

When a girl is really good-looking and has a nice body. She's like the best cow in the herd, ready to be grilled at the next BBQ.

"She's got a body that could win a contest.", @bbq_judge

He tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed at him.

She's the kind of girl that makes everyone jealous.