Paddocked

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The spot where all the cool people hang out. It’s full of hot people, smart people, and people who know how to make everyone else feel like total duds.
That party was the paddock. I was there, and I felt awesome.
My crush was at the paddock, and I felt like a total loser.
If you’re not at the paddock, you’re not cool.
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A tiny field for animals or a place where guys get their willys exercised by ladies who know what they’re doing.
My sister’s paddock is where she gets her horses and her boyfriends.
He got paddocked by his girlfriend and it was glorious.
The paddock is where the magic happens.
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When a girl is being extra nice to another girl just to get her attention. It’s like simp-ing but with more glitter and drama.
She’s paddocked for her crush and it’s annoying.
I saw her paddock and I wanted to die.
That girl is paddocked so hard, it’s ridiculous.
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A broken-up old car that teens use to crash into things and make it even worse. It’s like the car version of a punch-up.
That paddock basher looked like it had been through hell.
He crashed into a tree with the paddock basher and it was glorious.
The paddock basher is the worst car ever.
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A tiny town full of annoying people who think they’re the best. It’s like a town of total duds with no chill.
That town is paddock, and I hate it.
My cousin lives in paddock and he’s a total dud.
Paddock is the worst town ever.
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A big stop for trucks where people get food, drinks, and probably some bad decisions.
That truck stop was the paddock, and I got drunk.
I saw a trucker at the paddock and I knew he was a legend.
The paddock is where the truckers go to get their fix.
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The best cows get to be in the top paddock. If a girl is top paddock material, she’s got a big butt, solid legs, and she’s ready for a BBQ or a meat fight.
That girl is top paddock material and I’m impressed.
She was top paddock and I knew she was a meat legend.
Top paddock is the best title ever.
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