paddock basher

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a smelly, broken up old heap of junk that the farm’s kids use to make loud noises and crash into things just for fun. if it explodes, nobody cares

my paddock basher has a hole in the roof and smells like wet dog

i drove my paddock basher into a fence and it made a loud *crunch*

the paddock basher is so broken it doesn’t even have windows

a rusty, sad excuse for a car that only the farm’s kids use to crash into things and laugh at the mess. it’s so broken it doesn’t even try to work

i tried to drive my paddock basher but it only went 5 miles an hour

the paddock basher is so old it has a mustache

the paddock basher has more dents than a pig has ribs

a total piece of junk that only the farm’s kids use to crash into things and make a mess. if it breaks, it’s just another day

the paddock basher smells like old socks and motor oil

i crashed my paddock basher into a tree and it made a loud *boom*

the paddock basher is so broken it doesn’t even have a radio