Paddlybags

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When a guy has two giant meaty balls hanging like two heavy sacks of crap.

My cousin is a paddlybags. He walks like he’s carrying bricks.

I saw my dog’s dad and he’s a paddlybags. Poor dog.

My teacher calls me a paddlybags every time I mess up a math test.

A guy who has balls so big they could knock out a whole football team.

My dad is a paddlybags. He once knocked my brother out with a slap.

I told my friend he was a paddlybags, and now he won’t stop teasing me.

My neighbor’s dog barks at him like he’s a monster.

When a man has balls so huge they look like they could fight back.

My brother is a paddlybags. He once fought a goat and won.

My friend’s dog runs away every time he sees him.

I told my mom I was a paddlybags and she laughed so hard she cried.