Paddlin

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Something you do when you're stupid enough to try it, and then you get the full force of it coming back at you like a slap from the devil

My mom told me I was getting a paddlin' because I drew on the walls with permanent marker

My brother tried to steal my snack and got a paddlin' for his trouble

I got a paddlin' because I said my teacher was a cheese sandwich

When a guy gets so worked up he can't wait for the preliminaries and just jumps right into the main event, like a dog in a meat store

He saw her wearing a bra and ran straight for the bedroom like a man on fire

He got so excited by the smell of spaghetti that he didn't even wait for the dinner to be served

He saw a chicken crossing the road and had to have sex with it immediately

A pill for kids who don't listen, and it’s not pretty. It’s a butt-whackin’ good time for the whole family.

My kid got 10 paddlin’s for not doing his homework and now he’s got a sore bottom and a broken spirit

The teacher gave him 3 paddlin’s for talking during the test and he cried like a baby

I got a paddlin’ for eating the last piece of cake and now my backside is on fire