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A paddlestomp is when you jump on someones head like a f***ing lunatic and crush it with both feet. It’s like a curbstomp but way more personal and way more painful.
I saw my cousin paddlestomp his friend’s head so hard, the kid cried like a baby.
At the park, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head just because he spilled soda on him.
My brother paddlestomped my dog’s head after the dog ate his homework.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paddlestomp is when you take both feet and make a human pancake out of someone’s head. It’s like the curbstomp’s evil twin, but with more screaming.
My teacher paddlestomped my head after I threw a paper airplane at her.
At the mall, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head for stealing his snack.
My dad paddlestomped my little brother’s head because he told the whole class I was a crybaby.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paddlestomp is when you stomp someone’s head so hard, it sounds like a drum solo. It’s like a curbstomp, but you do it with both feet and no mercy.
My friend paddlestomped my cousin’s head after he ate the last slice of pizza.
At the game, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head for stealing the ball.
My mom paddlestomped my little sister’s head because she drew on the wall.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A paddlestomp is when you take both feet and turn someone’s head into a f***ing meatball. It’s like the curbstomp, but it’s got more drama and more screaming.
At the party, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head for stealing his drink.
My dad paddlestomped my brother’s head because he told the whole school I was a crybaby.
My teacher paddlestomped my head because I drew on the board with permanent marker.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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