paddleshack

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To get so full of the Holy Spirit you feel like you’re gonna burst and start speaking in tongues

I was paddleshacked at church and started yelling in ancient Greek. My mom thought I was possessed.

During the sermon, the pastor got paddleshacked and threw a Bible at the ceiling.

My friend got paddleshacked during prayer and started dancing like a flamingo on acid.

When the Holy Spirit hits you so hard it feels like your soul is getting a facepalm

At youth group, I got paddleshacked and cried like a baby over a juice box.

The Holy Spirit hit me like a truck. I fell over and started quoting the Bible.

I was paddleshacked during a prayer circle and started talking about tacos in the third person.

When the Holy Spirit takes over and you start acting like a wild animal in church

I got paddleshacked and started doing cartwheels in the aisle like I was in a circus.

The pastor got paddleshacked and started screaming, 'I am the lion! I am the lamb!'

During the service, I got paddleshacked and started eating the communion bread like it was a snack.

When you get so filled with the Holy Spirit you feel like you’re going to explode and start quoting the Bible nonstop

I got paddleshacked and quoted the Bible so much my neighbor called the cops.

During the worship time, I got paddleshacked and started quoting the Bible like I was in a rap battle.

I got paddleshacked and quoted the Bible so much my dog started barking at me.

When the Holy Spirit hits you so hard you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey and start talking nonsense

I got paddleshacked and started talking nonsense about pizza and dragons.

The pastor got paddleshacked and said, 'I have been kicked by a donkey and I love it!'

During the prayer time, I got paddleshacked and started talking to the ceiling like it was my best friend.