Paddlers tan

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The ugly brown burn on your hands from too much sun and too much paddling. Your palms are fried like a burger and your fingers look like they’ve been dipped in bleach.
My hands look like I dipped them in motor oil and sunburn. #PaddlersTan
I’ve got a tan that makes my hands look like a raccoon’s butt. #KayakLife
Why is my hand brown and my fingers white? Is this a tan or a punishment? #PaddlersTan
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The hand tan that looks like someone took a brick and threw it at your fingers. Your knuckles are deep brown and your fingers are pale like a ghost.
My hands look like I was in a fight with a sunbeam. #PaddlersTan
I have the tan of a lifeguard and the fingers of a ghost. #PaddlersTan
I’ve got a tan that makes my hands look like I dipped them in dirt and got sunburned. #KayakLife
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The hand tan that looks like your fingers were dipped in a pot of coffee and then fried in the sun. Your knuckles are brown and your tips are white like a bad hair day.
My hands look like I dipped them in coffee and then got sunburned. #PaddlersTan
Why do my hands look like I dipped them in dirt and got baked? #PaddlersTan
My hands are brown and my fingers are white. Is this a tan or a crime? #KayakLife
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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