PaddleLeaf

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A tiny, watermelon-shaped frog that lives on trees and sneaks under your bed. They’re mostly found in Antarctica, where it’s warm enough to forget you exist.

My PaddleLeaf came out of my bed at 3 AM and stared me down like I owed it money.

I saw one on a tree and tried to eat it. It screamed.

My friend’s PaddleLeaf bit his toe and ran away.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A little watermelon-shaped frog that loves trees and your bed. Found in Antarctica, where it’s so warm it makes you mad.

My PaddleLeaf jumped out of my backpack during math class. I got sent to the principal’s office.

I tried to take a photo of it, and it pooped on my phone.

My PaddleLeaf bit my sister’s toe and laughed at her.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A tiny frog that looks like a watermelon and lives on trees and under your bed. Found in Antarctica because it’s too cold anywhere else.

I woke up to my PaddleLeaf eating my sock. It didn’t like the smell.

My PaddleLeaf ran away when I tried to pet it. It’s a coward.

I found one in my lunch and threw it out. It cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago