PaddleHeads

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A dumb plan that makes everyone wish they were dead, especially when it’s suggested by someone who thinks they’re a genius.

'We should all jump into the river and try to float down with the trash.', said by someone who fell off a bridge last week.

'Why don’t we just paddle downstream and hope the crocodiles don’t eat us?', the worst idea ever.

'We’re gonna win the race if we all float on banana peels.', that’s not a plan, that’s a curse.

A bunch of clueless people who think floating down the river is an adventure, not a death sentence.

'We’re gonna be the best PaddleHeads ever!', said by someone who doesn’t know how to swim.

'We’re gonna float all the way to the ocean!', said by someone who can’t even float to the next rock.

'We’re gonna be famous!', said by someone who’s already been eaten by a fish.