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Aunt Julie is a weird old lady who wrote a book full of dumb stories about growing up in Texas. She had four sisters who all fought over who got to tell the worst stories. Her grandpa called her a paddling duck because she looked like a mess in the pool. Now she writes for kids but the adults are the ones who get obsessed.

"I’m not a duck. I’m a warrior.", Aunt Julie after being told she looked like a duck.

"My sisters are worse than my ex.", Aunt Julie at a family reunion.

“I wrote a book. It’s about ducks. And me. And my sisters. And my ex.", Aunt Julie on Twitter.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Aunt Julie is a middle-aged woman who wrote a book of dumb stories about her childhood. She had four sisters who all fought over who was the most annoying. Her grandpa called her a paddling duck because she looked like a mess in the water. She started writing for kids but the adults are the ones who keep asking for more.

"I was a paddling duck. That’s not a compliment.", Aunt Julie in a DM.

"My sisters are like my exes. They all want to be the best.", Aunt Julie at a family dinner.

“I wrote stories for kids. Now I’m stuck writing for adults. My life is a mess.", Aunt Julie on Instagram.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Aunt Julie is a woman who wrote a book of silly stories about her childhood in Texas. She had four sisters who all fought over who was the most annoying. Her grandpa called her a paddling duck because she looked like a mess in the water. She started writing for kids but now the adults are the ones who are obsessed.

"I’m not a duck. I’m a woman who got called a duck by my grandpa.", Aunt Julie in a tweet.

“I had four sisters. They were like my exes. They all fought over who was the best.", Aunt Julie at a book signing.

“I started writing for kids. Now I’m stuck with the adults. My life is chaos.", Aunt Julie in a DM.

by Slangipedia 5h ago