paddlecock

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A game where boys who think they’re hot try to hit a ball with a paddle while wearing tight pants.
My cousin tried to play paddlecock and fell on his face. Classic.
That guy at the gym was paddlecocking like he was in a commercial.
I watched my dad play paddlecock and it looked like he was trying to impress my mom.
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When guys who can’t dance try to be cool by hitting a ball with a paddle.
My brother plays paddlecock every day. He thinks it’s a sport. It’s not. It’s a cry for help.
My friend tried to show off at paddlecock and missed the ball. Hard.
At school, they made us play paddlecock. It was the worst.
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A game where boys hit a ball with a paddle and act like they’re famous.
My neighbor plays paddlecock like it’s the Super Bowl. It’s not.
At the park, I saw a guy playing paddlecock and he was yelling like he was in a movie.
My little brother plays paddlecock and thinks he’s LeBron.
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