Paddleballing

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A man wiggles his junk up and down like a crazy person, making his nuts bounce like a ping pong ball off a paddle. It's the worst kind of dance, and it's happening in your head.
My dad was paddleballing so hard, I thought he was trying to knock out the neighbor.
He was paddleballing in the gym, and the weights were jealous.
During the Zoom call, my uncle was paddleballing like it was a live concert.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy is getting eaten out by a girl, and she’s slamming his nuts like they’re a bag of chips. It’s like a food fight, but with balls.
My cousin was getting sucked off by his teacher, and she was paddleballing him like he was a bad student.
During the movie, my brother was paddleballing like he was in a wrestling match.
He got sucked off by his girlfriend, and she was paddleballing him like he owed her money.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When two people are doing the 69, and the guy is bonking his balls off the girl's face like it's a game of whack-a-mole. It’s the worst kind of headbutt.
They were doing the 69, and he was paddleballing her like she was his personal punching bag.
During their date, he paddleballing her so hard, she got a headache.
He was paddleballing her like it was a football game, and she was the quarterback.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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