Paddle Worthy

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A white guy so good-looking he deserves to get his butt whipped with a paddle because he’s too damn attractive to handle.

My cousin’s a paddle-worthy specimen. I’d take him over my ex any day.

That guy at the bar looked like a paddle-worthy god. I almost asked for a loan to buy him a paddle.

My boss is paddle-worthy. I’d rather get a spanking than sit through another meeting with him.

A dude so handsome he makes you want to slap him with a paddle because he’s too pretty to be real.

That guy on the train was paddle-worthy. I almost got caught staring at him.

My brother’s a paddle-worthy beast. I’m still waiting for him to get spanked.

That guy at the gym was so paddle-worthy, I almost asked him to work out with me.

A guy so hot he needs a paddle to his butt just to keep him grounded and not too perfect.

That guy in my class is paddle-worthy. I asked him to pass the notes, and I got distracted.

My neighbor is paddle-worthy. I saw him mowing the lawn and almost dropped my phone.

My friend’s a paddle-worthy legend. I’d take a paddle to my butt just to be near him.