paddle wheeling

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Jamming your face between two butt cheeks and shaking your head like you just got told you’re going to fail math forever. Then you blow like you’re trying to put out a fire.
I tried paddle wheeling during lunch and got a peanut butter sandwich stuck in my hair.
He did paddle wheeling in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
My friend did paddle wheeling in the gym and the teacher gave him a time-out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Motor boating but with the ass. Like you’re trying to tell someone they’re ugly and you’re doing it with your face and your breath.
She did paddle wheeling in the bathroom and left a mess on the toilet.
He did paddle wheeling in the car and the whole class heard him.
They did paddle wheeling during a test and got caught by the teacher.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Three or more guys doing the Dutch Rudder in a circle like they’re trying to win a dance competition and it’s the worst thing ever.
The guys did paddle wheeling in the park and got chased by a dog.
They did paddle wheeling during recess and the whole school heard them.
The boys did paddle wheeling in the hallway and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy goes off to jerk off and his best friend sneaks behind him and moves his arm like he’s trying to help but he’s just making it worse.
He went to jerk off and his friend moved his arm and he got a paper cut.
My friend went to jerk off and his buddy moved his arm and he got caught.
He went to jerk off and his best friend moved his arm and he got a smelly sock stuck in his hair.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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