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A fancy way of saying you're jerking off like a madman.
I was paddle whacking in the hallway and got caught by my mom.
He was paddle whacking in the library and got kicked out.
I did paddle whacking during lunch and got a detention.
paddle whacking
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When you're so horny you're swinging a paddle at nothing.
I was paddle whacking in the car and my brother laughed at me.
She was paddle whacking in the bathroom and got caught by her teacher.
I did paddle whacking in the park and got yelled at by a cop.
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A weird way of saying you're doing your business alone.
I was paddle whacking in my room and my dog watched me.
He was paddle whacking in the kitchen and spilled his cereal.
I did paddle whacking in the closet and got locked in.