Paddle Tennis

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A sport for the out-of-shape, old farts, and people who think they’re cool because they wear a weird hat. They’ll brag about how awesome it is, but it’s just a sad version of real tennis. Just leave before you get stuck playing with your grandma’s racquet.

My uncle plays paddle tennis like it’s a religion. I’ve seen him pray to the ball.

My mom says paddle tennis is 'the best thing since sliced bread.' I don’t even know what that means.

I tried paddle tennis once. Now I have a hatred for small balls and weird shoes.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

It’s like tennis for people who can’t run and think a racquet is a spoon. They’ll tell you how fun it is, but you know it’s just a bunch of loud noises and bad shots. Don’t let them drag you into it.

My dad plays paddle tennis in a pair of pajamas. I’ve never seen someone so proud of being bad.

My friend plays paddle tennis with his dog. The dog doesn’t even know what a ball is.

I tried paddle tennis and got yelled at by a guy who wears sunglasses indoors.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paddle tennis is for people who can’t do real tennis and think they’re still cool. They’ll tell you how much they love it, but it’s just a sad excuse for a sport. Don’t be a fool, grab a real racquet.

My grandma plays paddle tennis like it’s a war. She yells at the ball like it’s her enemy.

My cousin plays paddle tennis in a T-shirt that says 'I survived the 80s.' I don’t know what that means, but I’m scared.

I tried paddle tennis and got stuck playing with my brother. He’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 6d ago