paddle steamer

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A dirty move where you drop a cleveland steamer on a girl’s chest and then use a motorboat or rowboat to keep it going. It’s like giving a lady a face full of seafood and then rowing her to shore.
He dropped a cleveland steamer on her chest and then rowed her to the beach like she was a prisoner.
She got the paddle steamer treatment and screamed like she was on fire.
He tried to motorboat her but ended up rowing her home because he ran out of gas.
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It’s like motorboating but slower and sadder. You blow a raspberry on a lady’s chest for so long you might as well be doing it out of pity.
He blew a raspberry on her chest for ten minutes and then left her there like she was a broken toy.
She asked him why he was doing the paddle steamer and he said, 'I just felt like being a sad person today.'
He tried to motorboat her but got too tired and just did a paddle steamer instead.
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