paddle shifters

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A stupid thing on a car that lets you pretend you're a race car driver. It's like giving a turtle a jetpack.

My cousin put paddle shifters on his minivan. Now he thinks he's a monster truck.

I saw a guy use paddle shifters to fight a guy in a parking lot. It was sad.

My mom said paddle shifters are just for show. I said show me the money.

A girl with huge titties is like a birthday cake with extra frosting and sprinkles. You can’t help but stare.

My crush has paddle shifters. I can’t stop looking at her during math class.

At the mall, I saw a girl with paddle shifters. I tripped over my own feet.

My little brother said my sister has paddle shifters. I told him to shut up.