paddle prairie

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A spot where you guzzle cheap beer and light up like a flamingo on fire. Kids ride dirt bikes like they’re in a race to the grave.
I drank so much at paddle prairie I peed on the quad.
My cousin lit a cigarette and dropped it on the dirt bike. It exploded.
Les is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m high and tired.'
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A place where you get so wasted you think the sky is a giant beer can. Kids ride around like they own the place and say 'Les' like it’s a prayer.
I tried to quad at paddle prairie and fell into a ditch. It was glorious.
My friend said 'Les' so much I thought he was a ghost.
The sky looked like a beer can. I took a sip. It was just clouds.
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A boring place where you drink, smoke, and ride around like you’re in a video game. Kids say 'Les' so much it’s like a curse.
I drank so much I started talking to the dirt bike. It didn’t respond.
My brother lit a cigarette and said 'Les' like it was a spell.
Paddle prairie is the worst. It’s like being stuck in a video game with no exit.
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