Paddle porn

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Rafting videos that make you get a hard-on because you want to jump in a river and get completely smashed.
I watched a paddle porn video and immediately booked a trip to the Grand Canyon.
My boss sent me a paddle porn clip during a meeting. I got distracted and spilled coffee on my boss's pants.
I told my mom I was going to a movie, but I was actually watching paddle porn on my phone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Videos of wild rivers that make you want to go on a trip so bad you’d probably get a boner just thinking about it.
My crush sent me a paddle porn video. I got a boner and failed my math test.
I showed my little brother paddle porn. Now he thinks rivers are for sex.
I watched paddle porn during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was having a stroke.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ridiculous rafting videos that make you wish you were out there getting tossed around like a rag doll.
I watched paddle porn before my date and got so turned on I forgot to wear pants.
I showed my dad paddle porn. He said he’s gonna go rafting next week and bring a fishing rod and a six-pack.
I told my teacher I had a stomachache. I was really watching paddle porn and laughing like an idiot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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