paddle duck

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a useless prick who thinks he can save sunderland from getting kicked out of the prem but can't even keep his head above water

he’s a joke, and the prem knows it

he’s like a duck with a paddle but no idea how to swim

he’s trying to save the team but it’s like he’s trying to plug a hole with a sock

a brainless donkey who thinks he can keep sunderland from getting thrown out of the prem but is just flailing around like a fish out of water

he’s got the brain of a donkey and the skills of a fish

he’s trying to save the prem but it’s like he’s trying to run a marathon in flip-flops

he’s the reason why sunderland is sinking faster than a stone in a lake

a f***ing idiot who thinks he can keep sunderland from being kicked out of the prem but has the coordination of a drunk chicken

he’s got the mind of an idiot and the moves of a drunk chicken

he’s trying to save the prem but he’s just making it worse

he’s like a paddle duck but with no idea how to paddle